About DeadxManxWalking : "I am the same as you, a dead man walking on the surface of the earth."
Hi, my name is Malik. I enjoy meeting new people and making people laugh and smile. I LOVE wolves, music, and video games.
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Today, I learned that my mother now refuses to drink anything but bottled water because she actually believes that the government is putting a chemical in tap water that lowers pregnancy rates. She is trying for her 5th child. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 10:16pm - misc - by rusrs - United Kingdom
Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my 27 year old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML
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On 03/27/2012 at 11:54am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML
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On 03/24/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by SG - United States
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 3:39am - love - by Hana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 1:55am - intimacy - by mrricecakes (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I found out that sex in the woods is amazing. I also found that the roar of a nearby bear will end the amazement. Not only was I cock blocked by a bear, I almost shit myself. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I realised that I've been working in an all-male environment for too long when my supervisor walked into the canteen visibly scratching his balls, and this seemed like a completely normal occurrence. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 9:25am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 3:27am - intimacy - by ReallyBro (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm - animals - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by rahrahcakes (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Monday 20 May 2013
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