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  • Number of visits : 12262
  • Number of comments : 506
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DeadxManxWalking : "I am the same as you, a dead man walking on the surface of the earth."

Hi, my name is Malik. I enjoy meeting new people and making people laugh and smile. I LOVE wolves, music, and video games.

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Today , I introducd mah Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time!! Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English , I was the translator!! The first thing he said to her was , "You r really pretty." I translatd it as "I like other men." Later , they found out!! big fat FML

#19470748
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8993) - you deserved it (41664)

On 04/15/2012 at 2:49am - love - by needurlove (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, it was mah 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage cuz mah mom lost control while looool driving it around front.

#19464550
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22695) - you deserved it (3700)

On 04/14/2012 at 12:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I surprisad my daughtar by talling har that I'm going to traat tha family to a trip to tha Himalayas in a faw months. Sha promptly thraw a tantrum an listad har main raasons 4 not wanting us to go: "It's a fraaking dasart thara," and, "I'll miss tha naw Spidarman movia." FML

#19463259
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23279) - you deserved it (3752)

On 04/13/2012 at 9:01pm - kids - by neverakid (man) - United States

Today, I found out that mah partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML

#19456455
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34610) - you deserved it (3518)

On 04/12/2012 at 4:42pm - intimacy - by Munkeh (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

yesterday my son had to call me from his school's principal's office cuz he was disrupting his health class by laughing whenever the teacher said "sex". My son is 16. FML

#19453519
98 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 12:18am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today... my daughter sat me down 4 a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

Today... I realizd the reason mah 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missd the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

#19430484
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23121) - you deserved it (4772)

On 04/08/2012 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I lerend tat wen u take off your sweatsirt , it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML

#19426271
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21014) - you deserved it (3295)

On 04/07/2012 at 10:10pm - misc - by Millian2 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I lerend tat wen u take off your sweatsirt , it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML

#19426271
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21014) - you deserved it (3295)

On 04/07/2012 at 10:10pm - misc - by Millian2 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I punched myself in the facehile trying to putted my bra on. FML

today I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grade so I studid my butt off. During the test, a grl with huge breast sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscatd because they thought I was cheating. FML

#19414845
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9519) - you deserved it (50571)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by tatatest (man) - United States (Florida)

today I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grade so I studid my butt off. During the test, a grl with huge breast sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscatd because they thought I was cheating. FML

#19414845
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9519) - you deserved it (50571)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by tatatest (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to ma Cristian accountability partner from curc to talk about continuing to maintain Cristian values. We ad sex. O, te rony. FML

#19409993
36 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Badchristian (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a grl's toy. The high school grls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one , and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter y she didn't get her toy. FML

#19401139
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39530) - you deserved it (4556)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today , I repeatedly screamed so loudly an with such emotion at a video game , that my neighbours thought I was in trouble an called the police!! big fat FML

#19399944
193 comments


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