About DeadxManxWalking : "I am the same as you, a dead man walking on the surface of the earth."
Hi, my name is Malik. I enjoy meeting new people and making people laugh and smile. I LOVE wolves, music, and video games.
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Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 4:42pm - intimacy - by Munkeh (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, my son had to call me from his school's principal's office because he was disrupting his health class by laughing whenever the teacher said "sex". My son is 16. FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 12:18am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my girlfriend of four years friend-zoned me while I was proposing to her. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 2:27pm - love - by crjsej - United States (Texas)
Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by kayadd33 - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 10:10pm - misc - by Millian2 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 10:10pm - misc - by Millian2 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 11:15am - misc - by anniemeece (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by tatatest (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by tatatest (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Badchristian (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, I repeatedly screamed so loudly and with such emotion at a video game, that my neighbours thought I was in trouble and called the police. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 7:11am - misc - by thatscreamerguy (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 9:37am - misc - by Deadman (man) - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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