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About DeadshotDaquiri : Music is my life. Daft Punk is my Inspiration.
You're Human After All during the Prime Time Of Your Life so don't wait and be Alive, because life isn't Too Long.
When I get older I want to Robot Rock Around The World, I want to make music full of Emotion and I want people to say "play that song, One More Time!" to my songs.
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Friday 24 October 2014