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Town/Country : Dallas, United States
Title : Mister
Birth Date : Friday 13 November 1987 (24 years)
Number of visits : 317
Number of comments : 7
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Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36727) - you deserved it (3542)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML

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On 06/04/2009 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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