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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 September 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1257
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DeadlyAlice1725 : hai.(: my names rachael.(deadly alice is my band name). i DO play xbox.:) sky eats airplane, thats how it goes. i am..bipolar, a.d.d, clausterphobic, o.c.d, and i have extreme depression. but im still pretty and you still love me. :)i am unique. im definately different (dare to be different) and im taken. by stephen whyat brashear. alsoooo, im a vampire ninja dinosaur. :) so thats a little bit about myself, if you wanna know more, feel free to ask. i dont bite. (hard.)(;

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DeadlyAlice1725's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to Knott's Berry Farm with my girlfriend. After we got off of Supreme Scream, the ride attendant asked her, "How was it?" She pointed to me and said, "It's like sex with this man, my boyfriend; intense, then disappointing because it only lasts like 30 seconds." FML

by blank13 / 08/08/2009 at 9:41pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

by wildthing / 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

by helloitsbrian6969 / 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my school handed out the new yearbook. I was so excited to be on the cover page in a group shot with all my friends until I realized that I was having a boner at the time the pic was taken. These books go out to the whole school. Everyone noticed. FML

by caughtontape / 03/22/2009 at 7:06pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and was knocking on the door asking "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answers, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML

by Zoe123 / 03/19/2009 at 2:05am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

by epistaxis / 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy