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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 April 1990 (24 years)
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About Deabells : Loving,Intelligent,Full of Life,Positive, Wise,Loyal,Nurturing, Big Dreamer, Well Rounded,Funny,Adventurous, Always Prepared, The one everyone comes to for advice,sweet,compassionate,forgiving, tough, true friend ...Simply Irresistible!

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Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

#14467697
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I agree, your life sucks (8049) - you deserved it (27484)

On 01/04/2011 at 9:44pm - animals - by BIZZMAL - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

#6411627
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I agree, your life sucks (7725) - you deserved it (23636)

On 11/22/2009 at 8:35pm - intimacy - by Sam (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, as a veteran blood donor, I made a friend who was donating for the first time- I told her not to be scared and that I've been doing it for six years and that it was a great way to help people. While at the snack area afterwards, I passed out, started convulsing and went into shock. FML

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65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64434) - you deserved it (6809)

On 03/24/2009 at 8:43am - health - by bridalqueen (woman) - United States (New York)



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