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About Deabells : Loving,Intelligent,Full of Life,Positive, Wise,Loyal,Nurturing, Big Dreamer, Well Rounded,Funny,Adventurous, Always Prepared, The one everyone comes to for advice,sweet,compassionate,forgiving, tough, true friend ...Simply Irresistible!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
Today, as a veteran blood donor, I made a friend who was donating for the first time- I told her not to be scared and that I've been doing it for six years and that it was a great way to help people. While at the snack area afterwards, I passed out, started convulsing and went into shock. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015