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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 October 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1331
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Dcvictorious : yeah, I'm pretty bored of this now

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Dcvictorious's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find a very gorgeous girl in my bed. Her only words to me were "did anything happen?" When I replied yes she began to cry. Nice to know I was someone's rock bottom. FML

#6118877
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26646) - you deserved it (5206)

On 11/02/2009 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by feelthelove - United States

Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML

#6100010
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13937) - you deserved it (48883)

On 11/01/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

#5896023
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12622) - you deserved it (33241)

On 10/19/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML

#5869946
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16475) - you deserved it (41078)

On 10/17/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by Lovenotes (woman) - United States

Today, my grandmother gave me a huge speech on being abstinent until marriage. Being the honest person that I am, I told her I wasn't a virgin anymore. Instead of being mad and telling me I was going to hell. She asked me what my favourite things to do sexually were. And told me hers in detail. FML

#918397
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77853) - you deserved it (20087)

On 04/11/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my grandmother gave me a huge speech on being abstinent until marriage. Being the honest person that I am, I told her I wasn't a virgin anymore. Instead of being mad and telling me I was going to hell. She asked me what my favourite things to do sexually were. And told me hers in detail. FML

#918397
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77853) - you deserved it (20087)

On 04/11/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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