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Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML


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On 05/30/2015 at 1:40am - love - by L_lives (man) - United States (California)

Today, I sent a student to the dean for trying to smoke pot in my class. His mother called to complain that I publicly humiliated her son. FML

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML


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On 12/05/2011 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML


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On 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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