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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML
Friday 19 December 2014