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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 November 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4520
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I Found A Condom On My Bd With A Note Written By My Girlfriend That Said, "Since U Startd Acting Like A Dick, U Might As Well Dress Like One." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12000) - you deserved it (56487)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

my son askad ma wara babias coma from . I told im, looool ( From god . ) Ha cummad back wit, ( Daddy said it was from fucking . ) maga FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37225) - you deserved it (19281)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to yur pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40706) - you deserved it (7935)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I cut my panis on a dask fan . FML

#18217902
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18454) - you deserved it (77680)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

my 12 year-old daughter askd me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30741) - you deserved it (5338)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, whila raading ovar my sant application amail to a job I hava baan trying to gat, I found out my brothar had put "Hail Hitlar!" as my signatura. raal FML

#17996037
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35617) - you deserved it (4998)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Today... I overheard husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals fir a project. I listened... thinking it was cute... until husband said gleefully... "Remember to say this in yur project: octopuses have 8 testicles."

#17973930
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28466) - you deserved it (3298)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today , I decided to get back into shape. I went fir a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me fir myhole jog , mocking me. FML

#17703209
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32004) - you deserved it (3826)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

TODAY, MY HOUSE GOT WATERMELOND. NOT EGGD, WATERMELOND. FML

#17564993
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37479) - you deserved it (3289)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today , I burned my tongue. With a flat ron. real FML

#17544940
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8635) - you deserved it (53235)

On 08/22/2011 at 2:43am - health - by heheheh - Canada (Ontario)

today I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is namd ( TheRapistDownstairs. ) big fat FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37037) - you deserved it (3474)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today... two Jehovah's looool Witnesse rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied... ( Basic reasoning? ) A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits u in the eye. FML

#17468167
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36149) - you deserved it (9862)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, mah son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spankd him as punishment. When mah boss cummd over for dinner, mah son shoutd, "Daddy made me take mah punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45136) - you deserved it (14934)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground cuz I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML

#17227396
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36303) - you deserved it (7595)

On 07/23/2011 at 6:29am - misc - by tgd4444 (man) - Malaysia (Johor)

Today.. . I Proposd To Mah Grlfriand . Sha Was So Happy That Sha Bagan Flapping Har Hands Around And Scraaming . Sha Was Flapping Har Hands So Hard Sha Smackd Harsalf In Tha Faca And Startd Crying . FML

#17131113
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37447) - you deserved it (5681)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada



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