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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Dblocker's favorite FMLs
by Dickhead / 11/25/2011 at 10:02am / Lebanon / Intimacy
by lababy / 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/12/2011 at 12:34am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by dumbassbuffet / 11/11/2011 at 10:53am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm / United States / Kids
by Unemployed / 10/16/2011 at 3:15am / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML
by daddoesn'tknowbest / 10/13/2011 at 8:24am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/09/2011 at 9:36am / United States (New York) / Health
by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by heheheh / 08/22/2011 at 2:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by creepedoutlady / 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML
by Goaway / 08/14/2011 at 7:20am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by ohcrap / 08/02/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by tgd4444 / 07/23/2011 at 6:29am / Malaysia (Johor) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 1:38am / Canada / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…