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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 November 1995 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2176
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Dblocker's favorite FMLs

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37402) - you deserved it (7533)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17084) - you deserved it (74117)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28911) - you deserved it (5131)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

#17996037
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33240) - you deserved it (4719)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

#17973930
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25603) - you deserved it (3035)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

#17703209
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26485) - you deserved it (2885)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33440) - you deserved it (2980)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

#17544940
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7784) - you deserved it (50272)

On 08/22/2011 at 2:43am - health - by heheheh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31857) - you deserved it (2562)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

#17468167
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30197) - you deserved it (8729)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42170) - you deserved it (14166)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground because I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML

#17227396
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33726) - you deserved it (7216)

On 07/23/2011 at 6:29am - misc - by tgd4444 (man) - Malaysia (Johor)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33869) - you deserved it (5347)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
443 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59763) - you deserved it (6242)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30493) - you deserved it (11877)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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