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Today, I got married. My booze-hound mother made a toast, and told a story about how she once walked in on us having sex. My husband's family is very religious, and we told them we weren't having sex until marriage. Thanks mom. FML
by gotta love my momma / 08/28/2012 at 1:08am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/28/2012 at 12:29am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
by ihateveganism / 08/22/2012 at 12:19am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 08/21/2012 at 7:17pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
by Alisha / 08/07/2012 at 2:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/26/2012 at 6:42am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by It was the 11 year old / 07/21/2012 at 4:00am / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML
by NotGay / 06/16/2012 at 1:45am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by authorsubmit / 05/04/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Health
by Tanner / 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Fraser / 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
by aliezzedine / 02/02/2012 at 6:32am / Lebanon / Miscellaneous
by MikeNick / 12/17/2011 at 2:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
by 14YearOld / 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm / United Kingdom (South Ayrshire) / Miscellaneous
by Dickhead / 11/25/2011 at 10:02am / Lebanon / Intimacy
- Today, I realized I despise most of my friends and will do anything to avoid them. Including hiding… Today, well, last night, I woke up feeling as though I was about to puke. I rushed over to my trash… Today, after weeks of planning a romantic dinner, and an intimate evening in with my boyfriend, the…