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  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 November 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 809
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20225) - you deserved it (7078)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
214 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon

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Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23684) - you deserved it (6848)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

#18346585
217 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
162 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
162 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
175 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

#17996037
167 comments

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On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

#17973930
133 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

#17703209
140 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
98 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

#17544940
293 comments

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On 08/22/2011 at 2:43am - health - by heheheh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

#17483730
231 comments

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On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML

#17473722
111 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 8:47pm - work - by theultimatesalonfail - United States

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

#17468167
32 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway - United States (Connecticut)



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