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  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 July 1998 (16 years)
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2dayila Catting To My Motar, I Triad To Sow Ar A Funny Wabsita By Pasting Ta URL Into A Massaga. Aftar I Sant Ta Massaga, I Raalisad Tat My Browsar Adn't Copiad Ta URL I Wantad To Sand Ar, An Tat I'd Actually Pastad Ta Pravious URL I Copiad. It Was Porn. FML

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On 11/14/2013 at 5:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I trid to puttd the little grl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her downhen she made a mad dash for the basement stars, slippd on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stars. FML

#20956092
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On 11/13/2013 at 6:08am - kids - by little_star78 - United States (Michigan)

Today I realized ow amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everyting from te noise of juice to pure blissful climax over te pone to usband . He came; I finised putting laundry away . FML

#20955991
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On 11/13/2013 at 1:40am - intimacy - by CanWeAllGetOne - United States (Texas)

Today , my boyfriend's ex movd into the apartment beneath us. She's already calld the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML

#20955154
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On 11/12/2013 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my usband got mad at me fir not elping take out te groceries from te car. He yelled tat I'm lazy, and tat e regrets our marriage. I guess e forgot tat te door andle on tat side is broken and e ad to let me out of te car. FML

#20953907
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On 11/11/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by LetMeOut - United States (Texas)

Today, My Wife And I Were Watching Killing Kennedy!! Jokingly, I Said, "Spoiler Alert: He Dies." She Threw A Book At Me And Won't Talk To Me!! I Think She's Serious!! FML

#20953867
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On 11/11/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Thomas - United States (Virginia)

Today, wile working at Cipotle, a teenage grl askd in all seriousness if se "could ave a steak burrito, but wit like, cicken instead?" FML

#20951236
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On 11/09/2013 at 9:15am - work - by fmylyfe (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, uncle gave me a very expensive bottle of champagne at a celebratory family event!! We were celebrating me spending 1 year sober!! FML

#20951207
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On 11/09/2013 at 8:20am - misc - by Falling off the wagon - United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove)

Today, I went onat I tougt was a date. After a wonderful nigt wit a perfect gentleman, e told me ow excited e is tat e's moving in wit is grlfriend next week, and tanked me 4 reassuring im tat e doesn't want anyone but er. mega FML

#20950992
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On 11/09/2013 at 12:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, she did it again. While I was minding own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me an slashed face with her nails, drawing blood an screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt asshole of a cat. FML

#20950555
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On 11/08/2013 at 6:02pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, MAH GIRLFRIEND ( GOT EVEN ) WITH ME AFTER AN ARGUMENT BY TELLING PEOPLE THAT I'VE BEEN BEATING HER. THREE GUYS LATER CAME OVER TO MAH PLACE AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME. HER REACTION: ( I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D TAKE IT SO SERIOUS! ) FML

Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML

#20950369
116 comments

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On 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm - work - by thank god you'll only live once (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... my boyfriand broka up wit ma via a taxt massaga consisting solaly of amoticons. raal FML

#20950012
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On 11/08/2013 at 6:30am - love - by probablydodgedabullet - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I hered my nieghbors say, "You do." I've never met my nieghbors. FML

#20949324
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On 11/07/2013 at 6:08pm - misc - by Where is the faith in Humanity - United States (Washington)

Today , I was in a public restroomhen my almost-2-year-old figurd out how to open the door an run out. Half-a-dozen stranger watchd me scramble to pull up my pants an moon everyone before running after her. FML

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101 comments

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On 11/07/2013 at 10:23am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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