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  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 October 1995 (20 years)
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Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35140) - you deserved it (4054)

On 08/11/2010 at 5:19am - health - by Thepunchline (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43837) - you deserved it (3390)

On 08/08/2010 at 4:49am - love - by LadyGagasLOVER (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32289) - you deserved it (36567)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)



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