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Daylightscar
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 November 1998 (15 years)
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Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuddled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML

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