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  • Town/Country : Sioux City, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 December 1978 (33 years)
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Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41860) - you deserved it (7377)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23782) - you deserved it (1731)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:55am - intimacy - by notsurprised (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML

#14034563 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (7378) - you deserved it (22970)

On 11/30/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I noticed my husband chews his tongue while we are having it off. He also does this while he is playing World of Warcraft. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19216) - you deserved it (4655)

On 08/01/2010 at 3:02am - intimacy - by Nuttree (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

#8407366 (395)

I agree, your life sucks (5319) - you deserved it (28085)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)

Today, I found out that by brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of warcraft money. FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore



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