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Dawminator

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 281
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Dawminator : Friendly, message me and I'll always respond
I love crude, racist and sarcasm humor so if I say a joke that might offend someone don't take it to heart

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Dawminator's favorite FMLs

Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML

#874593
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106425) - you deserved it (8827)

On 04/08/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by intranator (man) - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, I was on MSN with my friend and my 9 year old brother. My friend asked me for some advice about how to give a guy a good blowjob. I went into great detail, and then realised that I had typed it to the wrong window. I gave my little brother tips on how to perform fellatio. FML

#764991
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23632) - you deserved it (105560)

On 04/02/2009 at 11:34am - intimacy - by imsorrytimmy (woman) - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

#278783
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52341) - you deserved it (98133)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my best friend resolved things with her boyfriend after he had admitted to cheating on her. I felt really guilty because I drunkenly hooked up with her boyfriend last month. She said, "I felt better when he told me that the girl was extremely ugly and bad in bed." FML

#252691
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14012) - you deserved it (99909)

On 03/09/2009 at 4:52pm - misc - by collegegirl90 - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML

#2792
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39134) - you deserved it (7869)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:47am - intimacy - by theguy24 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML

#2792
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39134) - you deserved it (7869)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:47am - intimacy - by theguy24 - United States (Nebraska)



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