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  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 January 1969 (45 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 210
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DavidKnows : Single, male, and ravenous

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Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML

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97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37863) - you deserved it (3351)

On 09/03/2014 at 7:35pm - kids - by MusicLover18 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boss expects me to conduct a meeting with a client, give him all the info he needs, and manage his campaign. This is because he fired the "expensive" marketing director and wants me, the intern, to continue his work. FML

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79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34915) - you deserved it (2763)

On 08/14/2014 at 6:31am - work - by givemestrength - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML

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105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42307) - you deserved it (4039)

On 02/24/2014 at 2:05pm - animals - by Good choice cat (woman) - United States (California)



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