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  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 January 1969 (45 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 170
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DavidKnows : Single, male, and ravenous

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Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML


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