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  • Birth Date : Monday 2 June 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND GAVE ME MY FRST HANDJOB. I WAS NERVOUS... SOHEN SHE WENT TO DO IT... I PANICKD AND YELLD... "FRMLY GRASP IT!" SHE THEN COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING CUZ IT WAS A LINE FROM SPONGEBOB. FML

TODAY, MAH BLIND DATE TURND OUT TO BE MAH GYNECOLOGIST. MEGA FML

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On 08/04/2014 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I wantad to try saducing mah boyfriand by having nothing but a t-shrt on 4han ha'd gat back from work. Ha cummad homa, saw ma, apologizad bashfully 4 failing to knock frst, an want back outsida. FML

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On 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm - love - by oops (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday... mah dogs freakd out and startd getting violent because they thought the sound of mah vibrator was the other's growling. FML

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On 02/02/2014 at 4:50pm - animals - by foops (woman) - United Kingdom

Today... I got a call from mah daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her wat was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. fat FML

Today I woke up to fine mah house TP'd. I also noticd our entre house was devoid of toilet paper. Someone had broken in just to steal our toilet paper and TP our own house with it.

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On 11/20/2009 at 6:50pm - misc - by WhyTheEff (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my son is really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have grls in his bedroom. FML

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On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)



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