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  • Birth Date : Monday 2 June 1997 (17 years)
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Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML

#21229613
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50102) - you deserved it (4314)

On 08/04/2014 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

#21097985
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43690) - you deserved it (6526)

On 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm - love - by oops (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dogs freaked out and started getting violent because they thought the sound of my vibrator was the other's growling. FML

#21048300
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42586) - you deserved it (10789)

On 02/02/2014 at 4:50pm - animals - by foops (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, I woke up to find my house TP'd. I also noticed our entire house was devoid of toilet paper. Someone had broken in just to steal our toilet paper and TP our own house with it. FML

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55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31844) - you deserved it (2796)

On 11/20/2009 at 6:50pm - misc - by WhyTheEff (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36409) - you deserved it (95749)

On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)



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