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by Anonymous / 06/02/2014 at 2:17pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I searched up ways to fix my eyebrows since they were so bushy and thick. I took my tweezers and set to work. It went to shit. So now, I have one completely straight eyebrow that makes me look like Bert from Sesame Street and another that's arched like Nina Dobrev's. FML
by LexiJ1 / 06/02/2014 at 8:00am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by really?? / 06/02/2014 at 3:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a firefighter. I'm the lone female, and am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because their wives are jealous. FML
by anikah / 06/01/2014 at 5:53pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
Today, my daughter used her spare key to get into my house while I was at work, then took and pawned off all of my jewelry. She only confessed when I confronted her with video camera footage. Her defense was that I told her I'd leave her everything in my will. Honey, I'm not dead yet. FML
by Anonymous / 06/01/2014 at 12:36pm / Germany (Bayern) / Kids
Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML
by idiot says "you raised him" / 05/31/2014 at 5:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by the-yao / 01/24/2009 at 9:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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