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by Anonymous / 07/23/2014 at 12:04am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by teegtwo / 07/22/2014 at 1:55am / United States / Intimacy
by Unknown / 06/29/2014 at 9:05pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2014 at 6:28pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2014 at 12:16am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/28/2014 at 8:09pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML
by Anonymous / 06/07/2014 at 10:34pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by jessicab72 / 05/15/2014 at 4:38pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by kids / 05/12/2014 at 1:17am / Kids
by nh-Amazon / 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML
by Anonymous / 03/07/2014 at 8:16pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Unemployed / 10/16/2011 at 3:15am / United States (Oregon) / Work
by walker / 10/04/2009 at 5:33pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by superman_not / 06/10/2009 at 11:46am / United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was playing paintball when I noticed a 9 year old fat kid sitting and crying on the ground. Thinking he'd fallen and was hurt, I walked over to him. He looks up and shoots me in the face, arm, stomach, and happy sacks area from 4 feet away then runs off. He was not hurt at all, and now everything tastes like paint. FML
by Woody / 06/09/2009 at 2:04am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous