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Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML
by Byron fiddles / 02/24/2009 at 6:57am / Hungary (Budapest) / Intimacy
- Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a… Today, my boyfriend told me that I moan too much when we have sex. I actually just fake my moans in… Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my girlfriend. I told her that I loved her. She asked…
- Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…