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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 January 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About DashFTW : Knowing I'm a brony is all you need to know.

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Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21252) - you deserved it (51294)

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