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Das_is_gud

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Das_is_gud

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 360
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Das_is_gud : I am a competitive swimmer and I live in south Florida.

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Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML

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Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

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Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML

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