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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 June 1998 (17 years)
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About Das_is_gud : I am a competitive swimmer and I live in south Florida.

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Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML


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Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML


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