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About Das_is_gud : I am a competitive swimmer and I live in south Florida.
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Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML
Friday 17 October 2014