About Darth_Taco : I like getting a good laugh out of people's everyday lives.
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by Betchsadface / 07/13/2010 at 12:34am / United States / Animals
Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
by Satan / 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
by anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 10:49am / United States / Geek
Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML
by DUMMIE / 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by :( / 03/01/2010 at 7:14pm / United Kingdom (Blackpool) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was supposedly dating "a real catch". Should I be happy that my parents love each other or pissed off that they're both whores? I can't decide. FML
by wheresthelove / 12/30/2009 at 12:03am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by cndpost / 11/13/2009 at 12:45am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/31/2009 at 8:04pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by AdriBAMF / 10/17/2009 at 1:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by ravestradamus / 10/12/2009 at 8:34am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
by scarlet5000 / 09/26/2009 at 2:32am / United States / Transportation
by bigdawg702 / 09/26/2009 at 1:34am / United States / Love
by mylifesucks / 08/30/2009 at 12:40pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML
by Entheatus / 08/10/2009 at 12:25am / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
- Today, is my 16 birthday. Today also marks one week my electric and water has been shut off. 6 days… Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to marry me. 20 minutes later he said "never mind, I want to… Today, I got a little cut on my hand. I went to the bathroom and washed it, then checked the first…