About Darth_Taco : I like getting a good laugh out of people's everyday lives.
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by Betchsadface / 07/13/2010 at 12:34am / United States / Animals
Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
by Satan / 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
by anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 10:49am / United States / Geek
Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML
by DUMMIE / 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by :( / 03/01/2010 at 7:14pm / United Kingdom (Blackpool) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was supposedly dating "a real catch". Should I be happy that my parents love each other or pissed off that they're both whores? I can't decide. FML
by wheresthelove / 12/30/2009 at 12:03am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by cndpost / 11/13/2009 at 12:45am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/31/2009 at 8:04pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by AdriBAMF / 10/17/2009 at 1:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by ravestradamus / 10/12/2009 at 8:34am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
by scarlet5000 / 09/26/2009 at 2:32am / United States / Transportation
by bigdawg702 / 09/26/2009 at 1:34am / United States / Love
by mylifesucks / 08/30/2009 at 12:40pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML
by Entheatus / 08/10/2009 at 12:25am / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…