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Darth_Taco

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Darth_Taco

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 May 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 87680
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Darth_Taco : I like getting a good laugh out of people's everyday lives.

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Darth_Taco's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to scream 4 my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

#20006198
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8074) - you deserved it (30075)

On 08/06/2012 at 6:08pm - misc - by :$ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, on more than one occasion, I was mistaken fir my boyfriend's mother, by his own family. FML

#19998610
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22201) - you deserved it (2130)

On 08/02/2012 at 3:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed an told the rest of family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, mother screamed, ( We have had that toilet brush 4 twenty-six years! ) FML

#19995981
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26111) - you deserved it (2537)

On 08/01/2012 at 3:59am - misc - by SLAB_GIRL15 - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY I WAS SPEAKING TO MAH MOTHER ON THE PHONE, WHEN SHE MENTIONED THAT MAH DAD HAD SURPRISED HER LAST WEEK WITH A PEARL NECKLACE. BEFORE I COULD QUITE GRASP WHAT WAS GOING ON, I'D POPPED A BONER AN VISUALISED THE SCENE. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME? FML

#19987975
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11553) - you deserved it (39980)

On 07/27/2012 at 8:30pm - intimacy - by clayton (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, ma usband an I were watcing Lord of te Rings. My usband told me e sees te eye of Sauron every time e goes down on me. FML

#19986172
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24858) - you deserved it (3568)

On 07/26/2012 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by LOTRfail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I went on a fifth date with a guy , and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes , he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

#19983177
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27463) - you deserved it (3063)

On 07/25/2012 at 9:03am - love - by Unlucky (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today , I recieved a ( get well soon ) card in the mail , which I found just a little odd , since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later , I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML

#19981576
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25803) - you deserved it (2117)

On 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I mowed over a bird wile mowing te lawn. It wasn't dead, so I ad to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now tere are pieces of dead bird all over ma lawn an I can't sleep. FML

#19979145
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24570) - you deserved it (17255)

On 07/23/2012 at 3:35am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I returned home to parents house, drunk!! Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls!! Five hours later, mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen!! In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge!! FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11444) - you deserved it (38208)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I finally hooked up with the grl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part washen she got angryhen I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder your still a vrgin!" FML

#19938552
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38683) - you deserved it (4608)

On 07/14/2012 at 8:50pm - intimacy - by checkup (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I was aving sex wit my boyfriend. We were under te covers, and my little broter tougt we were wrestling, so e got on top of te covers and started "wrestling" wit us. FML

#19935872
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15910) - you deserved it (30654)

On 07/14/2012 at 3:09am - intimacy - by Leyla - Canada (Ontario)

Yastarday, I want to ta grocary stora wit traa bags full of sausaga tat I'd drunkanly bougt ta nigt bafora . Evan toug ta managar ramambarad ma, a wouldn't giva ma a rafund, an now I'll ba lucky if I can pay my rant tis mont . FML

#19933310
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6014) - you deserved it (32730)

On 07/13/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by minaaaaajftw (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today I Watched As Dad Noticed A Spider On The Cieling. Instead Of Getting A Shoe He Pulled Out A 9mm An Shot It. I'm Not Sure If This Is An Epic Win Or A Sign That Family Is Crazy. FML

#19903364
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30050) - you deserved it (3593)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

looool I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62742) - you deserved it (5054)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

yesterdayhen I went to pay 4 my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

#19902817
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10846) - you deserved it (24932)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:08am - misc - by totallyembarassed - United States (North Carolina)



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