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Darth_Taco
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, CA, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 May 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 84783
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Darth_Taco : I like getting a good laugh out of people's everyday lives.

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Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22910) - you deserved it (10380)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on a date with my new boyfriend. I acted very flirty and laughed very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughed so loudly that I farted. FML

#329
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24797) - you deserved it (17203)

On 11/18/2008 at 7:16am - love - by elsaza - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

#249
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27088) - you deserved it (8606)

On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51734) - you deserved it (7763)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56317) - you deserved it (3241)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)



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