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by Hth / 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm / United States (Delaware) / Love
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
by clubber / 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm / Switzerland (Fribourg) / Love
Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
by LifeSucks / 10/29/2008 at 7:57am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
- Today, my new husband and I embarked on our honeymoon together that has been months in the planning… Today, My two Co-Workers and I realized that we have been working for the same company for years as… Today, I bought a non-refundable $200 plane ticket to Ohio to be with my girlfriend who moved there…