About Darth_Taco : I like getting a good laugh out of people's everyday lives.
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Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16669) - you deserved it (4288)
On 12/03/2008 at 1:11am - health - by Anto - Sent from mobile version
Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML
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On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML
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On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML
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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was on a date with my new boyfriend. I acted very flirty and laughed very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughed so loudly that I farted. FML
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On 11/18/2008 at 7:16am - love - by elsaza - Sent from mobile version
Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
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On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)
Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)
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