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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 May 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Darth_Taco : I like getting a good laugh out of people's everyday lives.

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Darth_Taco's favorite FMLs

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32329) - you deserved it (9406)

On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58278) - you deserved it (8626)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63656) - you deserved it (3772)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

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