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Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

#7989901 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (17556) - you deserved it (3759)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML

#7936537 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (31750) - you deserved it (1332)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by Kelso (woman) - United States

Today, it's officially been two weeks since I found out I have mono. It's also been two weeks since anyone has visited me, called me, or even emailed me. The real kicker? I'm now fired from my job because they can't believe I can have mono twice in one year. I guess I'm just lucky that way. FML

#7770242 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (18811) - you deserved it (2236)

On 02/01/2010 at 1:43am - health - by blah - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up with a cordless drill on my bed. The one I lent my neighbour last week. FML

#7606861 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (19117) - you deserved it (1462)

On 01/27/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Brummsta (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours for my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML

#7516892 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (6449) - you deserved it (22669)

On 01/23/2010 at 5:27am - love - by SINGLE (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML

#7430497 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (19359) - you deserved it (4257)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:08am - health - by Fatlady43 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

#7203550 (40)

I agree, your life sucks (23478) - you deserved it (1043)

On 01/07/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Darkness162000 - France

Today, I found out that I have been declared dead by my credit card company in England because I haven't used it since I moved to Thailand last year. I will need three witnesses to convince them that I am actually alive. FML

#7167765 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (18701) - you deserved it (1391)

On 01/05/2010 at 7:02pm - money - by Arsinoe (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

#6955134 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (4787) - you deserved it (57047)

On 12/26/2009 at 11:18am - health - by rtrim29 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I work at a debt collections center and I had to call my own father. Merry Christmas. FML

#6931953 (41)

I agree, your life sucks (18982) - you deserved it (1470)

On 12/25/2009 at 12:16am - work - by kat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML

#6780706 (206)

I agree, your life sucks (26588) - you deserved it (3437)

On 12/16/2009 at 6:01pm - misc - by epiiphany (woman) - United States

Today, during a review session for a botany class, I began to space out. Then, I started to go, "beep, beep, beep, beep." I stopped when I noticed the entire class staring at me as if I were insane. This was not the first time this had happened. FML

#6691073 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (5442) - you deserved it (21200)

On 12/10/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML

#6646444 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (19913) - you deserved it (2035)

On 12/07/2009 at 3:54am - animals - by SeeMeInTheDark (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know whats worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML

#6594028 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (6904) - you deserved it (19852)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by wobbles (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML

#6575339 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (23288) - you deserved it (6389)

On 12/02/2009 at 10:15pm - love - by wooed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)