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Today, I went shopping for a wedding dress at a fancy store. The proprietor took one look at me, said they don't have any dresses large enough for me, and asked me to leave. No wonder my self-confidence is in the gutter. FML
by DarthVerona / 03/14/2014 at 4:07pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
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