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DarthSekra

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 September 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 186
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DarthSekra : I am the Dark Lord of the Sith. I'm a prankster. I love movies, games, anime, hentai, tentacle rape, My Little Pony, Gears of War, and so so much more....

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Visits<b>Wingless_Heart</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 12:16pm

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DarthSekra's favorite FMLs

Today, after waking up from a drunken night, I realized the burning sensation I had from the lube during sex was because I used hand sanitizer. FML

by MIND BLOWING / 10/20/2012 at 9:57am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, my dad saw on TV that in some parts of Africa, it's not uncommon for people to attach make-shift flamethrowers to their cars to defend against carjackers. He's now lost his mind and is forcing me to help him put one together to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses. FML

by Watchtower? More like fortress. / 10/19/2012 at 5:39pm / Norway (Oslo) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked into the kitchen at 5 am, to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw a bucket of water on me. To their surprise and horror, I didn't melt. FML

by Nickki / 10/14/2012 at 10:57am / United States / Kids