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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 123
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DarthSekra : I am the Dark Lord of the Sith. I'm a prankster. I love movies, games, anime, hentai, tentacle rape, My Little Pony, Gears of War, and so so much more....

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Visits<b>Wingless_Heart</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 12:16pm

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DarthSekra's favorite FMLs

Today, after waking up from a drunken night, I realized the burning sensation I had from the lube during sex was because I used hand sanitizer. FML

#20125076
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11027) - you deserved it (35250)

On 10/20/2012 at 9:57am - intimacy - by MIND BLOWING - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad saw on TV that in some parts of Africa, it's not uncommon for people to attach make-shift flamethrowers to their cars to defend against carjackers. He's now lost his mind and is forcing me to help him put one together to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses. FML

#20124199
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17968) - you deserved it (2013)

On 10/19/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Watchtower? More like fortress. (man) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I walked into the kitchen at 5 am, to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw a bucket of water on me. To their surprise and horror, I didn't melt. FML

#20116347
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24983) - you deserved it (3307)

On 10/14/2012 at 10:57am - kids - by Nickki - United States



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