About DarthSekra : I am the Dark Lord of the Sith. I'm a prankster. I love movies, games, anime, hentai, tentacle rape, My Little Pony, Gears of War, and so so much more....
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by MIND BLOWING / 10/20/2012 at 9:57am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my dad saw on TV that in some parts of Africa, it's not uncommon for people to attach make-shift flamethrowers to their cars to defend against carjackers. He's now lost his mind and is forcing me to help him put one together to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses. FML
by Watchtower? More like fortress. / 10/19/2012 at 5:39pm / Norway (Oslo) / Miscellaneous
by Nickki / 10/14/2012 at 10:57am / United States / Kids
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