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About DarthSekra : I am the Dark Lord of the Sith. I'm a prankster. I love movies, games, anime, hentai, tentacle rape, My Little Pony, Gears of War, and so so much more....
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Today, my dad saw on TV that in some parts of Africa, it's not uncommon for people to attach make-shift flamethrowers to their cars to defend against carjackers. He's now lost his mind and is forcing me to help him put one together to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses. FML
Monday 1 September 2014