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DarthCory
  • Town/Country : Asheville, NC,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 January 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 71
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DarthCory : Howdy. I'm the lead guitarist for Infanticidic Dreamstate and have been know to indulge in the marijuana from time to time. I fucking hate dubstep, pop music and pretty much all of the talentless forms of "music" this generation puts out. I hate most people, for I simply cannot fathom how undeniably idiotic they are.
R.I.P Intellectualism.
Proud atheist is proud.
Star wars>star trek.
Bacon>Canadian bacon, aka the biggest lie Canadians ever told.

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Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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