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DarthBangye
  • Town/Country : Szombathely, Hungary
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 May 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 18
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8760) - you deserved it (18889)

On 07/14/2012 at 7:15am - intimacy - by zstarr - United States (Georgia)

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34339) - you deserved it (3527)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by lovely (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24093) - you deserved it (2774)

On 01/15/2010 at 3:33am - love - by Romantic (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I ran into my parents bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door my parents were on top of each other laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML

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On 09/07/2009 at 5:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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