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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 July 1984 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5356
  • Number of comments : 124
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Darling_Cherry : I like to laugh. I hope you have a sense of humor.

I'm very happy to have satisfied my goal of having a FML published on this website.

For those of you who have read my FML, I wrote it in the spirit of Fuck My Life. It struck me to write it after having woken up next to my awesome 10 year old cat who likes to hug me with his paws. As I lay awake in the early morning dawn, in my warm, comfortable bed with my handsome, handsome kitty, it struck me that an outsider seeing me with my cat could interpret it as a fuck you moment. And thus, the idea sprang forward...

Remember to laugh at yourself because if you can't laugh at yourself then who the fuck is there to laugh at?!?!?


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Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML


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On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML


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On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend took me to his grandfather's funeral. At the reception, his family members insist on hearing me play piano. After getting positive reactions, I dive into one of my favorites, Rustle of Spring. In 2 seconds everyone bursts into tears. That was Papa's favorite too. FML


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On 05/09/2009 at 12:54am - misc - by pianokiller (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML


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On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

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