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Darling_Cherry

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 July 1984 (32 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5816
  • Number of comments : 124
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Darling_Cherry : I like to laugh. I hope you have a sense of humor.

I'm very happy to have satisfied my goal of having a FML published on this website.

For those of you who have read my FML, I wrote it in the spirit of Fuck My Life. It struck me to write it after having woken up next to my awesome 10 year old cat who likes to hug me with his paws. As I lay awake in the early morning dawn, in my warm, comfortable bed with my handsome, handsome kitty, it struck me that an outsider seeing me with my cat could interpret it as a fuck you moment. And thus, the idea sprang forward...

Remember to laugh at yourself because if you can't laugh at yourself then who the fuck is there to laugh at?!?!?

Cheers!

Darling Cherry

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Darling_Cherry's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

by joe1234 / 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

by Shaun / 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation

Today, my boyfriend took me to his grandfather's funeral. At the reception, his family members insist on hearing me play piano. After getting positive reactions, I dive into one of my favorites, Rustle of Spring. In 2 seconds everyone bursts into tears. That was Papa's favorite too. FML

by pianokiller / 05/09/2009 at 12:54am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

by lanbon182 / 04/10/2009 at 1:11am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

by Tourist / 03/26/2009 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous