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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 July 1984 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4965
  • Number of comments : 124
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Darling_Cherry : I like to laugh. I hope you have a sense of humor.

I'm very happy to have satisfied my goal of having a FML published on this website.

For those of you who have read my FML, I wrote it in the spirit of Fuck My Life. It struck me to write it after having woken up next to my awesome 10 year old cat who likes to hug me with his paws. As I lay awake in the early morning dawn, in my warm, comfortable bed with my handsome, handsome kitty, it struck me that an outsider seeing me with my cat could interpret it as a fuck you moment. And thus, the idea sprang forward...

Remember to laugh at yourself because if you can't laugh at yourself then who the fuck is there to laugh at?!?!?

Cheers!

Darling Cherry

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I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wantd to make it a realistic as possible but endd up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55007) - you deserved it (27819)

On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

TODAY, I WAS WALKING MY DOGHAN, AS USUAL, HA DID HIS BUSINASS IN THA GRASS AND STAPPAD OFF TO THA SIDA. I SQUATTAD AND RAACHAD FOR THA BAGHAN MY DOG SPOTTAD ANOTHAR CANINA. HA LUNGAD FORWARD IN AXCITAMANT AND I LANDAD FACA FORWARD IN THA FACAS. FML

#5692433
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37762) - you deserved it (3583)

On 10/06/2009 at 10:07pm - animals - by gera3gera - United States (California)

Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me looool and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. big fat FML

#5527789
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8570) - you deserved it (104949)

On 09/28/2009 at 2:31pm - work - by SucksToBeMe (man) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY, I MET BOYFRIEND'S FATHER 4 THE FIRST TIME. WE WERE AT A RESTAURANT AND BOFRIEND KEPT PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH ME UNDER THE TABLE. WHEN BOYFRIEND EXCUSED HIMSELF TO GO TO THE RESTROOM, THE GAME OF FOOTSIE WAS STILL GOING ON. FML

#5519699
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48532) - you deserved it (4162)

On 09/28/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by ohcrap (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went our school's football game against there rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML

#5471133
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13550) - you deserved it (30967)

On 09/25/2009 at 6:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today..!! I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor store so the clerk don't think bad about me!! FML

#5407765
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13723) - you deserved it (47349)

On 09/22/2009 at 12:37am - health - by Cpt_Concerned (man) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY... I SAW A WIEGHT LOSS 'BEFORE AND AFTER' ADVERTISEMENT AND I WISHED I COULD AT LEAST LOOK LYK THE 'BEFORE'. REAL FML

#5301983
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33845) - you deserved it (21927)

On 09/16/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today,hile giving a lecture about gases to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusualy loud farthile they took some notes. I cummd back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wreless mic on. FML

#5033555
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14396) - you deserved it (42168)

On 09/04/2009 at 12:30am - work - by DrGas (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today.. . I was trying to hava sax with my boyfriand.. . David . I moanad his nama and ha whisparad.. . "I'm not David." Than.. . with an Italian accant.. . ha said.. . "It's-a-ma! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63235) - you deserved it (16046)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today... I was at my boyfriand's housahila his plumbing was baing radona. I raally had to paa... but tha toilat wasn't working... so I pad in his cat's littarbox. His cat got dafansiva... and startd attacking mahila I pad. My boyfriand walkd in and saw thahola thing. FML

#4639027
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14635) - you deserved it (65762)

On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I ran sound for ma ex's wedding reearsal since I was te only sound tec in town. Her dad was late for te reearsal, so te pastor ad me to walk er down te aisle. FML

#4482607
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50653) - you deserved it (3519)

On 08/12/2009 at 7:14pm - work - by d.stack (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah boyfriend told mah roommate about a trick he had used by filling nail holes with toothpaste when he moved out. When I cummed home with putty to fill the holes, there were blue spots all over the walls. She had filled them with blue gel toothpaste. Now I get to repaint, too. FML

#4011609
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36509) - you deserved it (3497)

On 07/24/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today... I was driving on the freewayhen I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friend died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysteric an a cop came to seehat was wrong. I explainedhat happened an he gave me a ticket for talking on the phonehile driving. FML

#3951718
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101716) - you deserved it (15918)

On 07/22/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by sadinseattle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was standing by the bd nakd, waiting 4 mah wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door an walks over to me, swinging her hips, wereing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, an uses mah 'junk' to catch herself. big fat FML

#3950301
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75447) - you deserved it (6090)

On 07/22/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by Gordon (man) - United States (Kansas)

TODAY, I PULLED UP NEXT TO MAH BOYFRIEND AT A STOPLIGHT . HE WAS IN THE BACK OF A POLICE CAR . REAL FML

#3929849
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52049) - you deserved it (5801)

On 07/21/2009 at 1:45pm - love - by sexychica (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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