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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 July 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4546
  • Number of comments : 124
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Darling_Cherry : I like to laugh. I hope you have a sense of humor.

I'm very happy to have satisfied my goal of having a FML published on this website.

For those of you who have read my FML, I wrote it in the spirit of Fuck My Life. It struck me to write it after having woken up next to my awesome 10 year old cat who likes to hug me with his paws. As I lay awake in the early morning dawn, in my warm, comfortable bed with my handsome, handsome kitty, it struck me that an outsider seeing me with my cat could interpret it as a fuck you moment. And thus, the idea sprang forward...

Remember to laugh at yourself because if you can't laugh at yourself then who the fuck is there to laugh at?!?!?

Cheers!

Darling Cherry

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Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

#8099753
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30756) - you deserved it (7753)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

#7932396
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25166) - you deserved it (12901)

On 02/06/2010 at 10:19am - animals - by sadcat (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my mother and I were driving through Del Taco. Instead of ordering "Macho Diet Coke", she said "Macho Diet Cock". After correcting herself and pulling up to the window, the employee who goes to my high school gave her the drink and his phone number. FML

#7898835
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23410) - you deserved it (2315)

On 02/05/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by MachoFluster (man) - United States (California)

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

#7898560
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10344) - you deserved it (30244)

On 02/05/2010 at 2:33am - health - by Holly - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

#7682210
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37738) - you deserved it (5235)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42332) - you deserved it (11961)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

#7556761
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16685) - you deserved it (41821)

On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

#7482237
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49525) - you deserved it (3939)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61751) - you deserved it (7066)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML

#7341507
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33775) - you deserved it (4488)

On 01/14/2010 at 5:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML

#7338496
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19149) - you deserved it (16295)

On 01/14/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by light_talker (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12328) - you deserved it (29193)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML

#7332045
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6512) - you deserved it (56955)

On 01/14/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by mackenzie_cain (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I almost crashed my car because I was checking out an Old Navy mannequin wearing a bra. FML

#7313785
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5813) - you deserved it (44526)

On 01/13/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by Creepster (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

#7284485
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23342) - you deserved it (1849)

On 01/11/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by hateskool888581 (man) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)



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