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Darling_Cherry
  • Town/Country : Anaheim, United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 July 1984 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 1936
  • Number of comments : 124
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Darling_Cherry : I like to laugh. I hope you have a sense of humor.

I'm very happy to have satisfied my goal of having a FML published on this website.

For those of you who have read my FML, I wrote it in the spirit of Fuck My Life. It struck me to write it after having woken up next to my awesome 10 year old cat who likes to hug me with his paws. As I lay awake in the early morning dawn, in my warm, comfortable bed with my handsome, handsome kitty, it struck me that an outsider seeing me with my cat could interpret it as a fuck you moment. And thus, the idea sprang forward...

Remember to laugh at yourself because if you can't laugh at yourself then who the fuck is there to laugh at?!?!?

Cheers!

Darling Cherry

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Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

#9135717 (262)

I agree, your life sucks (24193) - you deserved it (3171)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML

#9094642 (227)

I agree, your life sucks (17889) - you deserved it (2923)

On 03/15/2010 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

#8956566 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (14141) - you deserved it (1491)

On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

#8889427 (293)

I agree, your life sucks (13847) - you deserved it (24007)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by choldcreations - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

#8519480 (475)

I agree, your life sucks (32131) - you deserved it (1945)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm - animals - by ughno - United States (Texas)

Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML

#8477900 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (4096) - you deserved it (21214)

On 02/20/2010 at 12:29pm - misc - by creamed (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML

#8402650 (486)

I agree, your life sucks (27440) - you deserved it (1723)

On 02/18/2010 at 8:20am - love - by merse - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

#8364767 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (8511) - you deserved it (17069)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - misc - by Craig (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML

#8361510 (331)

I agree, your life sucks (27666) - you deserved it (2093)

On 02/17/2010 at 12:07am - health - by Sophie - United States (Texas)

Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML

#8341933 (404)

I agree, your life sucks (18555) - you deserved it (3885)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. I started putting my arm around her, when I hit her in the face. FML

#8340004 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (7448) - you deserved it (14083)

On 02/16/2010 at 2:28pm - love - by soomeone - United States (California)

Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

#8324479 (418)

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On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, like all days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice; but today he decided to bring this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family 'brave' enough to go fetch our cat's gift. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML

#8309732 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (15158) - you deserved it (1623)

On 02/15/2010 at 7:08pm - animals - by Mary (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read "it's over". FML

#8170663 (217)

I agree, your life sucks (19919) - you deserved it (1466)

On 02/12/2010 at 3:19pm - love - by blacklove (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

#8130658 (177)

I agree, your life sucks (15997) - you deserved it (3448)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)