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Today, my seven-year-old nephew challenged me to a push up contest in front of my girlfriend. He beat me, and then asked my girlfriend why she's dating a pussy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51238) - you deserved it (20953)

On 04/24/2013 at 12:55am - kids - by BIGCHEIFAAA (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35014) - you deserved it (7594)

On 04/02/2013 at 6:30am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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