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Today, I was at work talking to an older man !! As our conversation ended, he said, "Thank you, ma'am." Then, he quickly stumbled over his words as he said, "I mean, thank you, sir !! I meant sir looool !! I think." He gazed at me for a moment in confusion, then darted away !! FML

Today, I found out mah work gave me a vacation fir mah performance. It's a trip to somewhere in the Caribbean, with the nickname "The Sunniest Place on Earth." I have skin cancer. FML

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On 06/05/2013 at 12:22am - health - by TooSunnyForSkin - United States (Indiana)

Today... I took a dump in the woods at a secluded lake. I used the leaves of a seemingly harmless tree to clean myself. However... I was unaware that the leaf was poisonous. It feels like a thousand hornets r attacking my ass-crack. FML

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On 06/04/2013 at 1:15pm - health - by poisonivyretard (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I had to walk home in the rain because mah mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

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On 06/04/2013 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today,hile sexting mah grlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

#20705129
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On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me 4 not buying him overpriced candy at the arport, that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase . The interrogation was not pleasant . FML

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On 06/03/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by VDM (man) - Sent from mobile version

2day mah parents blew mah entre college fund in thier quest to finish building thier replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML

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On 06/03/2013 at 3:22pm - money - by future burger flipper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

2DAY I HAD TO PAA IN MAH CAT'S LITTAR BOX..!! JUST TO AVOID WITNASSING MAH MOM HAVING SAX IN THA LIVING ROOM ON MAH WAY TO THA BATHROOM!! FML

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On 06/03/2013 at 1:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

todayhila at my aunt's funaral, my grandmaho has tarribla mamory loss askd mahosa funaral wa wara at. I had to axplain to har that har daughtar had did. FML

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On 06/03/2013 at 1:32am - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)

Today, feeling te need to spice tings up in our sex life, I dressed up in ma usband's navy uniform jacket, at, and a pair of eels. Wen e came into te room, e took one look at me and started lauging uncontrollably. FML

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On 06/03/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

today mah dad watchd his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, an thought it'd be funny to hide in mah closet, just to jump out at me while screaming, "My precious!" mega FML

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On 06/02/2013 at 6:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)

Yesterday My Step-dad's Three Year Old Granddaughter Slept Over. She Insistd She Didn't Ned A Diaper To Go To Sleep An They Put Her In My Bd With Me, Actually Believing That She Didn't Ned A Diaper. Not Only Did She Kick Me All Night, But I Had The Joy Of Waking Up To Her Peeing On Me. Real FML

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On 06/02/2013 at 4:29am - kids - by samabomination - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I accidantally hit somaona's car whila at tha suparmarkat. I laft a nota, want shopping, and whan I cama back my windows wara shattarad, my tiras wara slashad and "f you" was writtan on my windshiald.

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On 06/02/2013 at 1:20am - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that mah parants wara artists whan thay mat . My mom said that I was ona of thara bast projacts yat . My sistar, haaring wat mah mothar said, broka mah waak-old PS3 in a raga . big fat FML

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On 06/01/2013 at 7:31pm - misc - by H1dd3n (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realised half my underpant were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, an has been stealing mine. FML

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On 06/01/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by WHOO HOO AIDS (woman) - Poland (Mazowieckie)



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