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Today, I finally handed my girlfriend a portrait of her. I'm not the best drawer, but I spent weeks on it and I thought it turned out pretty good. When she looked at it, she asked what kind of dog was it. FML
by Laserbeaver / 09/29/2013 at 9:00am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/28/2013 at 12:08am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
by propose_you_freakin_coward / 09/27/2013 at 8:51am / Singapore / Love
Today, my girlfriend made bacon sandwiches for lunch. I didn't want to be rude, but I couldn't help but mention that the bacon smelled and tasted weird. I thought it may have expired. She said not to worry because she used the dry bacon under the counter. Those were dog treats. FML
by Undercooked / 09/24/2013 at 3:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/24/2013 at 12:16pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by cuntsmom / 09/24/2013 at 12:47am / United States / Kids
by latter / 09/23/2013 at 8:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by theynamedmeluke / 09/23/2013 at 6:49pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by friend loves a gay guy... / 09/23/2013 at 4:49pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by soannoyed / 09/22/2013 at 5:21pm / United States / Kids
Today, for the fifth day in a row, I have awoken at 6am to the sounds of my roommate's guest's child screaming. If it's anything like the last four days, the child will continue to randomly screech every fifteen minutes or so for the next five hours. I work 13-hour night shifts. FML
by Anonymous / 09/22/2013 at 7:36am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Stheno / 09/16/2013 at 8:49am / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Love
Today, my grandmother opened the bathroom door to find me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convinced that I was eating my own shit and will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2013 at 5:16pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by :| / 09/12/2013 at 6:27pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous
by ugh Buck! / 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm / United States / Animals