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  • Town/Country : Dallas, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 November 1972 (43 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 149
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Darkhosis : Hi! I'm Dell, and I don't have much to say, other than I like Video Games, FML, and Flight School!

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Darkhosis's favorite FMLs

Today, it's been so long since I heard from him, I had to look at my boyfriend's Facebook page to see if we're still in a relationship. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21853) - you deserved it (4822)

On 10/28/2015 at 3:48pm - love - by feeling single - United States (California)

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