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Darkestsoul

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Darkestsoul

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 138
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Darkestsoul : Message me I'm bored. I have a heavy accent which is why everyone's first question is..."omg what's your accent?!?!?" Metal and rock is best, gamer of all kinds. I'm fortunate enough to not have to post any fmls but we'll see how long that lasts.

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Darkestsoul's favorite FMLs

Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

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188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18143) - you deserved it (82653)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45613) - you deserved it (14553)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML

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62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32833) - you deserved it (2777)

On 10/23/2009 at 3:19pm - misc - by iross (man) - United States (California)



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