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Darkestsoul
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 January 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 247
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Darkestsoul : I'll come out and say it, I might not have the most positive outlook on everything, troubles in the past tend to shake a persons faith if they're bad enough. Although I'll always put my friends first. I like to make people laugh. I'm into metal, screamo, rock, alterntative, most music especially if someone suggests it. Now since you read this your device will disintegrate exactly 1 year from now...maybe...nah it won't...or will it?

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Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18184) - you deserved it (82771)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45704) - you deserved it (14565)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32905) - you deserved it (2781)

On 10/23/2009 at 3:19pm - misc - by iross (man) - United States (California)



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