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  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 June 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 219
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About DarkestGemeni : I'm 15 and live in a tiny town in lower BC. I have a wonderful boyfriend who often laughs at my misfortune and tells me to "not worry about it" I like science and anime, and my little pony :3

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Today, I took a shower after I finished typing an important essay I've been working on for days. My computer illiterate mum shut the computer down when I was gone, without saving a thing. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for "wasting electricity". FML

#3299965
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26966) - you deserved it (58902)

On 06/28/2009 at 7:49am - misc - by lifedamntough (woman) - Singapore

Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML

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On 06/20/2009 at 4:02am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of my belly button so he knew exactly where to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of my belly button. Guess which one he pierced through. FML

#2399867
149 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 11:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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240 comments

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On 04/20/2009 at 11:11pm - animals - by whymommywhy (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 yrs old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother giving a look of shock and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML

#810439
165 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 12:25am - kids - by Shnur (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

#259526
167 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 7:55am - work - by SalonGirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the change room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML

#216994
88 comments

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On 03/05/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by nuberific (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received a card in the mail. It was from my vet's office. Written inside was "We send our sympathy during this trying time." I haven't been home in three days. I can't find my dog and my mother won't talk about it. My dog was 7. She hated that dog. FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 11:06am - animals - by nochance (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

#781
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On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)



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