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DarkestGemeni

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DarkestGemeni

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 525
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About DarkestGemeni : I'm 15 and live in a tiny town in lower BC. I have a wonderful boyfriend who often laughs at my misfortune and tells me to "not worry about it" I like science and anime, and my little pony :3

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Today, I took a sower after I finised typing an important essay I've been working on 4 days. My computer illiterate mum sut te computer down wen I was gone, witout saving a ting. Wen I confronted er, se yelled at me 4 "wasting electricity". mega FML

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296 comments

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On 06/28/2009 at 7:49am - misc - by lifedamntough (woman) - Singapore

Today, I found out that the love of life, who I've been going out with fir two weeks only, asked me out cuz he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment fir not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML

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285 comments

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On 06/20/2009 at 4:02am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got mah belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of mah belly button so he knew exactlyhere to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of mah belly button. Guesshich one he pierced through. FML

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149 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 11:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today mah hamster gave brth!! The babie were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one!! Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it!! I am now know in mah family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." big fat FML

#1177912
244 comments

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On 04/20/2009 at 11:11pm - animals - by whymommywhy (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, mah patient, a chubby little grl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 yrs old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother giving a look of shock and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML

#810439
166 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 12:25am - kids - by Shnur (woman) - United States (California)

2day I was at work an a very obese woman cummed in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off an wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto mah lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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171 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 7:55am - work - by SalonGirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the change room at the local YMCA . I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a nakd old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimd at the dryer . He seemd to be enjoying it . FML

#216994
89 comments

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On 03/05/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by nuberific (man) - Canada (Ontario)

I recieved a card in te mail. It was from my vet's office. Written inside was "We send our sympaty during tis trying time." I aven't been ome in tree days. I can't fine my dog an my moter won't talk about it. My dog was 7. Se ated tat dog. FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 11:06am - animals - by nochance (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny . She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile . FML

#781
85 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)



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