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Darkangel_9
  • Town/Country : Not Telling, America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 December 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 745
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Darkangel_9 : I recently broke up with my girlfriend,and now she hates me .... my name is michael, and i dont care about you.
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Today, my dog ate my little brothers medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33047) - you deserved it (6810)

On 06/30/2009 at 2:07am - animals - by glowstick (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML

#3165290
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70139) - you deserved it (2967)

On 06/24/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML

#3165290
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70139) - you deserved it (2967)

On 06/24/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML

#3165290
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70139) - you deserved it (2967)

On 06/24/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML

#3165290
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70139) - you deserved it (2967)

On 06/24/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML

#3165290
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70139) - you deserved it (2967)

On 06/24/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML

#3165290
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70139) - you deserved it (2967)

On 06/24/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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