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Darkangel_9
  • Town/Country : Not Telling, America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 December 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 491
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Darkangel_9 : I recently broke up with my girlfriend,and now she hates me .... my name is michael, and i dont care about you.
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Today, my dog ate my little brothers medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29686) - you deserved it (5305)

On 06/30/2009 at 2:07am - animals - by glowstick (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML

#3176969 (366)

I agree, your life sucks (56017) - you deserved it (8233)

On 06/24/2009 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by toomuchmetal (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML

#3165290 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (60487) - you deserved it (2030)

On 06/24/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)