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Dark_Zekrom

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Dark_Zekrom

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  • Town/Country : McKinney, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 October 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 898
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Dark_Zekrom : I watch anime, play video games, and listen to classical music. I play piano and cello. I speak English and Chinese (Mandarin) and am learning French and Italian. Check out what animes I'm watching --> hummingbird.me/users/Dark_Zekrom/library

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Visits<b>deathstroke990</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 7:42pm<b>Myorafield</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 6:03pm<b>hilamonster06</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 1:16am<b>Feklfekl2222</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 5:06am<b>bigrob881</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 1:53am<b>makkarari</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 11:53pm<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 6:28am<b>Greatsoulme</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 10:03am<b>jannniie</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 10:15am<b>NozomiTojo</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 2:36am<b>personthing</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 5:32pm<b>commanderstiff</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 5:54pm<b>Ainarr</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 12:39pm<b>Happy_Sauce1243</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 9:41pm<b>MDoremis</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 4:07pm<b>2nd</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 12:50am<b>LoganGillease</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 1:28pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 10:15pm

Fucked!<b>Myorafield</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 8:24am<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 12:28pm<b>Riley052402</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 9:53pm<b>Noah197099</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 1:28am<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 5:32am<b>commanderstiff</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 7:23pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 7:49am<b>EvanescenceLuv</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 5:02am<b>danthehuman</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 4:26am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 1:44am<b>imunoz903</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 1:23am<b>IzzieN64</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 12:57am<b>Marebare23</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 8:08pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 9:26pm<b>luvsumer</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 6:44pm<b>perfect_insanity</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 8:53pm<b>watermelon15</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 5:42am

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Dark_Zekrom's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to grab a large kitchen knife from my son, after I heard him convince his friend to join him in cutting off his finger, so they could "be assassins like Ezio." FML

#21479950
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24985) - you deserved it (2861)

On 10/14/2015 at 10:29am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML

#21477487
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23687) - you deserved it (3252)

On 10/08/2015 at 9:48am - health - by Nucleus (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my 5-year-old won't stop princess-waving at people. This would be fine, but she looks exactly like she is giving the Nazi salute. I got dirty looks from nearly everyone at the supermarket. FML

#21438778
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24004) - you deserved it (2214)

On 07/08/2015 at 11:13pm - kids - by momoftheyearedition - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while visiting family in Taipei, I came across a large button that said "PUSH" on it. I was curious and pushed it. A deafening alarm then sounded for the next 10 minutes, attracting concerned neighbours and finally a security guard who informed me that I'd pushed a panic button. FML

#21438499
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23160) - you deserved it (10138)

On 07/08/2015 at 12:30pm - misc - by whoops (woman) - Taiwan

Today, my boss is on the phone with a Russian customer, who keeps saying, "Speak Russian please!" My boss asks me to translate, as he hired me for my knowledge of Russian. He says something, I translate in Russian, then the customer says, "Speak English please!" FML

#21434188
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24591) - you deserved it (1927)

On 06/30/2015 at 2:18am - work - by Claudine (woman) - Belgium (Liege)

Today, it's my birthday. I had asked my parents for a keyboard, and I was really excited to open the massive box they gave me. It was a computer keyboard. I've been playing piano for 11 years. FML

#21428456
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29416) - you deserved it (4387)

On 06/19/2015 at 4:37am - misc - by THANKS - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML

#21428240
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27748) - you deserved it (13035)

On 06/18/2015 at 7:29pm - money - by fuckstudentloans - United States (California)

Today, I was joking around with my manager about faking an injury to collect Worker's Compensation. Then I actually slipped and sprained my foot, and now my manager thinks I'm lying. FML

#21425191
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24264) - you deserved it (11822)

On 06/12/2015 at 10:06pm - work - by nancypants1124 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML

#21417148
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32923) - you deserved it (5746)

On 05/28/2015 at 2:05pm - intimacy - by MarieAmber18 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last night, which I'd angrily yelled at my neighbor for, were actually from him having an uncontrollable seizure. FML

#21405133
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32663) - you deserved it (14311)

On 05/05/2015 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by 420curse (man) - United States (California)

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27887) - you deserved it (24940)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML

#21398399
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34236) - you deserved it (6759)

On 04/23/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40302) - you deserved it (3465)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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