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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 October 1999 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 160
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Dark_Zekrom : I simply walked into Mordor... And bought a house with a 30 year mortgage on it. Yes, I am 14. Feel free to message me for small talk. I also have cake! BTW, the house was a lie. As was the cake.

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Dark_Zekrom's favorite FMLs

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing hysterically, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML


I agree, your life sucks (45566) - you deserved it (7919)

On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, I almost got written up for insubordination by my boss. All I did was explain to him that I couldn't help a tourist out because I speak Japanese, not Korean, and that it's not in fact "the same Asian shit" as he seemed to think. FML


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On 06/17/2014 at 11:28am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, out of habit from twelve years of karate classes, I bowed to my teacher as I exited my classroom. My chemistry classroom. FML


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On 05/29/2014 at 7:32pm - work - by mathesonn - United States (New York)

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML


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On 05/23/2014 at 6:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML


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On 05/18/2014 at 5:21pm - misc - by motherfuck666 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML


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On 02/22/2014 at 12:48am - misc - by seriously though - United States (Colorado)

Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML


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On 11/22/2013 at 6:14pm - kids - by houdinette (woman) - Sweden (Ostergotlands Lan)

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