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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 587
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Dark_Zekrom : I have cake. No I don't. It was a lie. I simply walked into Mordor. Yes that necklace is mine. You shall not have it. I sacrificed my knee for it. If our blood wasn't red, would stop signs/lights also not be red? Would they be what colour our blood was? I'm bad at conversation. I'm a gamer, nerd, scientist, and a food lover. I watch anime. I'm a freshman in high school. I'm very tech savvy (emphasis on very) so feel free to message me with your tech problems, I'll see what I can do. I hate math. I know English and Chinese and I'm learning French. I love martial arts and I learn it very easily. You can find me on the internet as Dark_Zekrom, DarkZekrom, LightReshiram, Keibuo(insert number 1-7), YashoNyss(insert number 1-4), or arh94. Feel free to message me about anything or Kik me @Dark_Zekrom. Currently working on a video game (like actually making one). Oh, you read the entire thing? Congrats, you've won!

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Dark_Zekrom's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last night, which I'd angrily yelled at my neighbor for, were actually from him having an uncontrollable seizure. FML


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On 05/05/2015 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by 420curse (man) - United States (California)

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML


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On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML


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On 04/23/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML


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On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML


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On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, since my finals are starting tomorrow, I made a joke about setting my math books on fire. I laughed. Friends laughed. Parents laughed. Guess what subject just managed to actually get in touch with my scented candles? FML


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On 12/11/2014 at 2:55pm - misc - by not laughing anymore - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday for Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, you may not impregnate my daughter." FML


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On 08/23/2014 at 3:34am - intimacy - by Dafuq happen there - South Africa

Today, as I awoke, the sun was shining, the birds were tweeting, and police sirens were wailing at a drug bust next door. FML


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On 08/11/2014 at 1:11am - misc - by Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a seizure while at the airport, ready to go on vacation with my family. We ended up missing our flight. My mom spent most of the ride home making cracks about how I'm always ruining things with my "dramatics". Sorry that I have epilepsy, mom. FML


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On 08/08/2014 at 7:25pm - health - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vasternorrlands Lan)

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML


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On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, I almost got written up for insubordination by my boss. All I did was explain to him that I couldn't help a tourist out because I speak Japanese, not Korean, and that it's not in fact "the same Asian shit" as he seemed to think. FML


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On 06/17/2014 at 11:28am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, out of habit from twelve years of karate classes, I bowed to my teacher as I exited my classroom. My chemistry classroom. FML


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On 05/29/2014 at 7:32pm - work - by mathesonn - United States (New York)

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML


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On 05/23/2014 at 6:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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