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Dark_Zekrom

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 455
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Dark_Zekrom : I have cake. No I don't. It was a lie. I simply walked into Mordor. Yes that necklace is mine. You shall not have it. I sacrificed my knee for it. I'm bad at conversation. I'm a gamer, nerd, scientist, and a food lover. I watch anime. I'm a freshman in high school. I'm very tech savvy (emphasis on very) so feel free to message me with your tech problems, I'll see what I can do. I hate math. I know English and Chinese and I'm learning French. I love martial arts and I learn it very easily. You can find me on the internet as Dark_Zekrom, DarkZekrom, LightReshiram, Keibuo(insert number 1-7), YashoNyss(insert number 1-4), or arh94. Feel free to message me about anything or Kik me @Dark_Zekrom. I make the best god damned scrambled eggs. Oh, you read the entire thing? Congrats, you've won yourself nothing.

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Dark_Zekrom's favorite FMLs

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34174) - you deserved it (2889)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

#21315694
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35486) - you deserved it (4289)

On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, since my finals are starting tomorrow, I made a joke about setting my math books on fire. I laughed. Friends laughed. Parents laughed. Guess what subject just managed to actually get in touch with my scented candles? FML

#21315641
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26711) - you deserved it (5842)

On 12/11/2014 at 2:55pm - misc - by not laughing anymore - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday for Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, you may not impregnate my daughter." FML

#21243591
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45849) - you deserved it (6043)

On 08/23/2014 at 3:34am - intimacy - by Dafuq happen there - South Africa

Today, as I awoke, the sun was shining, the birds were tweeting, and police sirens were wailing at a drug bust next door. FML

#21234535
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39700) - you deserved it (3449)

On 08/11/2014 at 1:11am - misc - by Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a seizure while at the airport, ready to go on vacation with my family. We ended up missing our flight. My mom spent most of the ride home making cracks about how I'm always ruining things with my "dramatics". Sorry that I have epilepsy, mom. FML

#21232741
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47883) - you deserved it (2881)

On 08/08/2014 at 7:25pm - health - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vasternorrlands Lan)

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

#21190484
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46297) - you deserved it (8338)

On 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, I almost got written up for insubordination by my boss. All I did was explain to him that I couldn't help a tourist out because I speak Japanese, not Korean, and that it's not in fact "the same Asian shit" as he seemed to think. FML

#21177954
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43261) - you deserved it (2972)

On 06/17/2014 at 11:28am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, out of habit from twelve years of karate classes, I bowed to my teacher as I exited my classroom. My chemistry classroom. FML

#21156297
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40723) - you deserved it (6538)

On 05/29/2014 at 7:32pm - work - by mathesonn - United States (New York)

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

#21149457
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42969) - you deserved it (14268)

On 05/23/2014 at 6:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML

#21144192
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41501) - you deserved it (5088)

On 05/18/2014 at 5:21pm - misc - by motherfuck666 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML

#21068141
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49706) - you deserved it (3213)

On 02/22/2014 at 12:48am - misc - by seriously though - United States (Colorado)

Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

#20967131
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38486) - you deserved it (5393)

On 11/22/2013 at 6:14pm - kids - by houdinette (woman) - Sweden (Ostergotlands Lan)



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