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  • Town/Country : Frisco, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 744
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Dark_Zekrom : I have cake. No I don't. It was a lie. I simply walked into Mordor. Yes that necklace is mine. You shall not have it. I sacrificed my knee for it. If our blood wasn't red, would stop signs/lights also not be red? Would they be what colour our blood was? I'm bad at conversation. I'm a gamer, nerd, scientist, and a food lover. I watch anime. I'm a freshman in high school. I'm very tech savvy (emphasis on very) so feel free to message me with your tech problems, I'll see what I can do. I hate math. I know English and Chinese(Only speaking and listening, no R/W) and I'm learning French. I'm learning Cello and hope to one day play Saint-Saëns Introduction and Rondo Cappriccioso (it's a violin piece) on it. I love martial arts and I learn it very easily. You can find me on the internet as Dark_Zekrom. I live in Texas, yee haw? . Oh, you read the entire thing? Congrats, you've won!

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Dark_Zekrom's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5-year-old won't stop princess-waving at people. This would be fine, but she looks exactly like she is giving the Nazi salute. I got dirty looks from nearly everyone at the supermarket. FML


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On 07/08/2015 at 11:13pm - kids - by momoftheyearedition - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while visiting family in Taipei, I came across a large button that said "PUSH" on it. I was curious and pushed it. A deafening alarm then sounded for the next 10 minutes, attracting concerned neighbours and finally a security guard who informed me that I'd pushed a panic button. FML


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On 07/08/2015 at 12:30pm - misc - by whoops (woman) - Taiwan

Today, my boss is on the phone with a Russian customer, who keeps saying, "Speak Russian please!" My boss asks me to translate, as he hired me for my knowledge of Russian. He says something, I translate in Russian, then the customer says, "Speak English please!" FML


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On 06/30/2015 at 2:18am - work - by Claudine (woman) - Belgium (Liege)

Today, it's my birthday. I had asked my parents for a keyboard, and I was really excited to open the massive box they gave me. It was a computer keyboard. I've been playing piano for 11 years. FML


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On 06/19/2015 at 4:37am - misc - by THANKS - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML


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On 06/18/2015 at 7:29pm - money - by fuckstudentloans - United States (California)

Today, I was joking around with my manager about faking an injury to collect Worker's Compensation. Then I actually slipped and sprained my foot, and now my manager thinks I'm lying. FML


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On 06/12/2015 at 10:06pm - work - by nancypants1124 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has been denying me sex isn't because he is scared of someone walking in on us. It's because his blow-up doll pleasures him more than I do. FML


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On 05/28/2015 at 2:05pm - intimacy - by MarieAmber18 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last night, which I'd angrily yelled at my neighbor for, were actually from him having an uncontrollable seizure. FML


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On 05/05/2015 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by 420curse (man) - United States (California)

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML


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On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML


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On 04/23/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML


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On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML


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On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, since my finals are starting tomorrow, I made a joke about setting my math books on fire. I laughed. Friends laughed. Parents laughed. Guess what subject just managed to actually get in touch with my scented candles? FML


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On 12/11/2014 at 2:55pm - misc - by not laughing anymore - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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