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Dark_Zekrom
  • Town/Country : Mordor, Middle-Earth
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 October 1999 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 101
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Dark_Zekrom : I simply walked into Mordor... And bought a house with a 30 year mortgage on it. Yes, I am 14. Feel free to message me for small talk. I also have cake! BTW, the house was a lie. As was the cake.

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Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47614) - you deserved it (2854)

On 02/22/2014 at 12:48am - misc - by seriously though - United States (Colorado)

Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37065) - you deserved it (5220)

On 11/22/2013 at 6:14pm - kids - by houdinette (woman) - Sweden (Ostergotlands Lan)



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