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Dark_Daedalus12
  • Town/Country : Fartknocker Village, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 November 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 38
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Dark_Daedalus12 : Hi. I use the app so I do not message anyone

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Today, this really big woman asked me for some cigarettes. I didn't have any, which made her angry. Angry enough to pick me up, stuff me in a dumpster, and sit on the lid. I still smell like garbage. FML

#20183027
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I agree, your life sucks (19895) - you deserved it (1337)

On 11/28/2012 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1095779) - you deserved it (108848)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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