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DarkSmoke591

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DarkSmoke591

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 January 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2360
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DarkSmoke591 : Hey, what up?

Avenged Sevenfold,
Black Veil Brides,
Breaking Benjamin,
Bullet for My Valentine, (Favorite)
Disturbed,
Escape the Fate,
GazettE,
Skillet,
Sum 41,
Three Days Grace
are my shit :P

Hobbies are…
Working out,
Gaming,
Playin' Yu-Gi-Oh! (Lol)
And being lazy

DarkSmoke591's page activity

Visits<b>NateshN</b> - yesterday at 2:10pm<b>acg7</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 1:07am<b>Kitten_2510</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 1:37am<b>theflyingbrant</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 1:00am<b>metallica_wins</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 4:56pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 1:32pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:23am<b>alana_debelder</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 10:34pm<b>Wondermage</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 6:39am<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 9:55am<b>countryb_cth</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 11:26pm<b>joarasmi</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 10:36pm<b>katebond</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 2:04pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 2:47pm<b>xninix</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 2:03am<b>Cindering</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 5:20pm<b>Littlest_things</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 9:26pm<b>Feremist</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 10:20am

Fucked!<b>BakenWake420</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 12:50am<b>makaramiracles</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 6:14am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 2:19pm<b>madi113</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 4:28am<b>SaintVeronika</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 12:17am<b>EmmaMK</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 11:45am<b>Emi1y</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 3:24pm<b>sadbubbles</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 7:06pm<b>AlexBurn97</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 6:48pm<b>WillowB47</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 2:04pm<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 9:10pm<b>alliegatorrrr</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 3:32pm<b>AvengingAngelx</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 7:24pm<b>RockUntilYouDie</b> - the 05/20/2014 at 5:18pm

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DarkSmoke591's favorite FMLs

Today, my son invited me to his first standup comedy gig. I accepted, only to later suffer through an hour of the worst jokes I've heard in my entire life. It was so bad, he made Dane Cook look like a comic genius, and I had to resist heckling him. Hours later, I still feel vaguely suicidal. FML

#21392908
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24866) - you deserved it (4887)

On 04/13/2015 at 11:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

#21384025
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35964) - you deserved it (2921)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, a coworker jokingly noted that my signature looks like "Pedo". I couldn't see it that way, so I asked some other people for their opinion. They confessed they'd always thought it looked like "Pedo", but never said anything. My name is Peele. I've been signing it off as Pedo for 10 years. FML

#21381199
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26690) - you deserved it (3204)

On 03/25/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by peele - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32797) - you deserved it (6563)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43226) - you deserved it (19570)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48) - you deserved it (17)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML

#21366066
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45902) - you deserved it (2109)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML

#21364287
160 comments

Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I am dating a puppy. FML

#21363602
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31339) - you deserved it (3778)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML

#21360466
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33008) - you deserved it (3904)

On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

#21360123
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28430) - you deserved it (3760)

On 02/20/2015 at 11:25pm - animals - by tulisa (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder and can barely move my arm. My friends keep asking if I'm sure it wasn't from jerking off too much. Truth is, I pulled it by playing on my computer too much. FML

Today, my youngest daughter finally started using the toilet on her own. That is, until her older sister showed her the South Park episode where someone gets their intestines sucked out by flushing the toilet. Now she won't go anywhere near the bathroom. FML

#21355782
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31748) - you deserved it (3210)

On 02/14/2015 at 4:46am - kids - by Investing in Toilet Seatbelts - United States (Nevada)

Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML

#21349904
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37242) - you deserved it (4224)

On 02/04/2015 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by MIB thingy please... (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

#21347895
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31285) - you deserved it (2294)

On 02/01/2015 at 6:10pm - health - by grossedout - United States (Virginia)



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