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About DarkPandaXD : Hey there! ^-^ *Insert facts here*
I like pandas and video games. Soo yeah, feel free to message me.

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Today, Christmas changed my life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37251) - you deserved it (6544)

On 12/25/2013 at 2:46am - love - by lonely otaku (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom called to bestow upon me warm holiday pearls of wisdom: "I hope you aren't giving everyone your natural handmade eco-shit again. Gifts should be returnable. And have a price." FML

Today, I found out about my co-workers' new game. Whoever talks to me first loses. FML

Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41324) - you deserved it (13061)

On 12/23/2013 at 4:10pm - money - by rainastartree - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mother was reading an annual Christmas letter from an old university friend. When she remarked that she could have married him instead of my father, I replied that she wouldn't have had me then. She then said, "Exactly, I could have had his daughter instead." FML

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