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  • Number of visits : 801
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About DarkPandaXD : Hey there! ^-^ *Insert facts here*
I like pandas and video games. Soo yeah, feel free to message me.

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DarkPandaXD's favorite FMLs

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26856) - you deserved it (9177)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:25am - love - by rayraydayday - United States (Colorado)

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML


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On 03/07/2015 at 3:14pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mom found out I'm failing three classes. Now she won't let me go to a convention I bought passes for weeks in advance. Each pass was $45, and I bought 2 more for my friends. You do the math on that, because I apparently can't. FML


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On 03/06/2015 at 9:20am - misc - by Byepax (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML


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On 03/06/2015 at 9:03am - misc - by no touching - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, Christmas changed my life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML


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On 12/25/2013 at 2:46am - love - by lonely otaku (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom called to bestow upon me warm holiday pearls of wisdom: "I hope you aren't giving everyone your natural handmade eco-shit again. Gifts should be returnable. And have a price." FML

Today, I found out about my co-workers' new game. Whoever talks to me first loses. FML

Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML


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On 12/23/2013 at 4:10pm - money - by rainastartree - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mother was reading an annual Christmas letter from an old university friend. When she remarked that she could have married him instead of my father, I replied that she wouldn't have had me then. She then said, "Exactly, I could have had his daughter instead." FML


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On 12/23/2013 at 5:44am - kids - by rejected (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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