About DarkMirror : You know...there's some really fucked up people here. My kind of website.
DarkMirror: Spreader of Badassery (you have no idea how long it takes me to right a check)
Interests: reading, writing, swimming, youtubing, and listening to music (normally rock like Three Days Grace, MCR, Queen, Breaking Benjamin, Led Zeppelin, etc. but I'll listen to anything). Oh yeah, and just being plain weird.
angel_dust_330@yahoo.com
katluvsu@live.com
- talk to me if your funny, sarcastic, bitchy, bored, or all around awesome like me xD (yeah I wish)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (45060) - you deserved it (6676)
On 04/22/2009 at 6:40am - animals - by fencernick (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I got a email from my boss. He said he was going to have to let me go for missing so much work over the last week. I was laid off two months ago. I don't know what is more depressing, getting fired from a job twice or the fact it took two months for them to notice I wasn't there anymore. FML
I agree, your life sucks (54272) - you deserved it (2206)
On 04/21/2009 at 11:11am - work - by laxguy23 (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML
I agree, your life sucks (30742) - you deserved it (75091)
On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was in the supermarket and I see this little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I go over to him and ask if his mom knows where he is. The boy turns around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24617) - you deserved it (41265)
On 04/17/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by jules (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
I agree, your life sucks (85648) - you deserved it (10680)
On 04/16/2009 at 4:40am - intimacy - by sad_gay (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML
I agree, your life sucks (59791) - you deserved it (3147)
On 04/14/2009 at 2:13am - work - by Bob (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40977) - you deserved it (247053)
On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)
Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5430) - you deserved it (22436)
On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by fuckedalready (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Monday 20 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
