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  • Number of visits : 4024
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About DarkJoy : I have a BA in English, but try not to correct grammar unless I am being a bitch. I am currently in law school. I can be a total bitch even though most of the time I try to play nice . I feel like this site brings out the bitchy side of me though. I have a kick ass boyfriend and 2 awesome dogs. That's all anyone needs to know.

Shout out to Pendatik, Twinkle and Raleigh.

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Today, my boyfriend finally invited me over to his parents house so I could meet them. My boyfriend, his dad and I were sitting in the living room, when I saw a really sketchy person outside, so I said, "There is some creepy hobo man outside, messing with your trash." The "creepy hobo" was his mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9330) - you deserved it (35344)

On 12/08/2009 at 12:09am - love - by CheLi (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45531) - you deserved it (2967)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as a walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28543) - you deserved it (7832)

On 11/27/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by fartlover (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (229104) - you deserved it (80551)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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