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  • Number of visits : 4089
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About DarkJoy : I have a BA in English, but try not to correct grammar unless I am being a bitch. I am currently in law school. I can be a total bitch even though most of the time I try to play nice . I feel like this site brings out the bitchy side of me though. I have a kick ass boyfriend and 2 awesome dogs. That's all anyone needs to know.

Shout out to Pendatik, Twinkle and Raleigh.

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Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

#15485596
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22654) - you deserved it (9150)

On 03/25/2011 at 5:52pm - animals - by fish killer - United States (Illinois)

Today, while at the mall I opened a bathroom stall thinking nobody was in there. The door just didn't close properly. I hit an elderly woman in the head. FML

#15464639
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21635) - you deserved it (9419)

On 03/24/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by FckMyLife (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML

#15445507
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30171) - you deserved it (15546)

On 03/23/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by cupcakelady127 (woman) - United States

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

#15328400
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36374) - you deserved it (5572)

On 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm - kids - by anonymous -

Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML

#15311271
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33800) - you deserved it (4147)

On 03/14/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by cleangirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

#15287588
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11351) - you deserved it (36713)

On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

#15243539
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32337) - you deserved it (7010)

On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML

#15229654
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13527) - you deserved it (41582)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by lolzboss - United States (Virginia)

Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML

#15215945
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31511) - you deserved it (3969)

On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - money - by notsosmart - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

#15209845
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36915) - you deserved it (3333)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, "Oh! Not Again!" FML

#15150765
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28583) - you deserved it (2407)

On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States

Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML

#15112271
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24056) - you deserved it (7802)

On 02/25/2011 at 7:18am - misc - by Arlbethere (woman) - United Kingdom (Northumberland)

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38722) - you deserved it (5976)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23693) - you deserved it (10028)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

#9019177
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28838) - you deserved it (6507)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)



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