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  • Number of visits : 4996
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About DarkJoy : I have a BA in English, but try not to correct grammar unless I am being a bitch. I am currently in law school. I can be a total bitch even though most of the time I try to play nice . I feel like this site brings out the bitchy side of me though. I have a kick ass boyfriend and 2 awesome dogs. That's all anyone needs to know.

Shout out to Pendatik, Twinkle and Raleigh.

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Yesterday, mah sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under mah care died of unknown causes. FML

#15485596
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24393) - you deserved it (9437)

On 03/25/2011 at 5:52pm - animals - by fish killer - United States (Illinois)

Today , wile at te mall I opend a batroom stall tinking nobody was in tere. Te door just didn't close properly. I it an elderly woman in te ead. fat FML

#15464639
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21831) - you deserved it (9436)

On 03/24/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by FckMyLife (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said ( Keep your eyes on the road ) that distracted me. FML

#15445507
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30360) - you deserved it (15586)

On 03/23/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by cupcakelady127 (woman) - United States

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son ad pooped in te scool yard ten gave te teacer a ziploc bag and commanded er to pick it up. He said e was trying to imitate our dog. mega FML

#15328400
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38256) - you deserved it (5767)

On 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm - kids - by anonymous -

Today, mah new boyfriend was at mah flat fir the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom an said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, an he said 'You girls an yur wierd female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. looool big fat FML

#15311271
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34013) - you deserved it (4160)

On 03/14/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by cleangirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today while at the bakery section of local supermarket I hered the beat of wat I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it and bobbed head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

#15287588
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11697) - you deserved it (37412)

On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

yesterday mah dad bought a one hundrd dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

#15243539
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32528) - you deserved it (7031)

On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? real FML

#15229654
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14510) - you deserved it (43123)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by lolzboss - United States (Virginia)

Today, Mah Son Broke A Window At School Playing Football. Not Only Did He Break One, He Broke The Other Window Next To It. His Excuse? He Tried Making It Look Like A Bird Flew In One Way An Flew Out The Other. I Have To Pay $800 To Fix It. FML

#15215945
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32737) - you deserved it (4137)

On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - money - by notsosmart - Australia (New South Wales)

Today.. . mah dad got drunk an asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." mega FML

#15209845
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37494) - you deserved it (3376)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, ( Oh! Not Again! ) FML

#15150765
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29750) - you deserved it (2494)

On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States

Today , I attendd the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide an walk away without being too conspicuous. FML

#15112271
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24837) - you deserved it (7894)

On 02/25/2011 at 7:18am - misc - by Arlbethere (woman) - United Kingdom (Northumberland)

Today at a debate tournament basd on domestic abuse ma partner yells out "Has anyone considerd tat maybe te women DESERVED to be beaten?" big fat FML

#9141842
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38987) - you deserved it (5991)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I startd to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I looool accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guesshat?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25007) - you deserved it (10438)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which mah boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing looool as I screamd 'I Love You'. After I told him about this , he took me into his arms as I crid , strokd mah back and said , 'What kind of gun was it? FML

#9019177
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29048) - you deserved it (6531)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)



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