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by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML
by Broguy / 07/05/2011 at 10:20pm / Canada / Money
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm / United States (Florida) / Geek
by single / 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I was at a band practice. The band was talking to each other with language like "cadence", "resolution" and "consecutive fifths". When they spoke to me, they used terms like "tick", "bong", "ticky bong"; and "bongy tick". Musically, I feel like a baboon. FML
by Fredgruff / 01/09/2010 at 8:48am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/07/2009 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
by Anonymous / 04/10/2009 at 2:42pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I had to say goodbye to my long distance boyfriend at the airport. I was feeling upset after… Today, while driving to work, I was wondering why the highway was so empty. Turned out, today is a… Today, after getting out a low security psychiatric unit two weeks ago and returning to work after…