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DarkJediLove

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DarkJediLove

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2727
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DarkJediLove : I want to see the world.

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Fucked!<b>Moskaaa7</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 1:45am<b>Rainbowbish</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 1:20am<b>emmarawr17</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 6:46pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 10:57am<b>Idekanymore123</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 7:57am<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 6:44am<b>Mar2171</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 9:34pm<b>fionabean</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 10:51pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 8:18am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 7:42am

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DarkJediLove's favorite FMLs

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38421) - you deserved it (8040)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML

#16992661
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35280) - you deserved it (2738)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:20pm - money - by Broguy - Canada

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39944) - you deserved it (9391)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13623) - you deserved it (54257)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML

#13782516
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42252) - you deserved it (7367)

On 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by single (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at a band practice. The band was talking to each other with language like "cadence", "resolution" and "consecutive fifths". When they spoke to me, they used terms like "tick", "bong", "ticky bong"; and "bongy tick". Musically, I feel like a baboon. FML

#7233088
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23671) - you deserved it (6610)

On 01/09/2010 at 8:48am - misc - by Fredgruff (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML



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