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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2305
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DarkJediLove : I want to see the world.

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DarkJediLove's favorite FMLs

Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML


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On 07/05/2011 at 10:20pm - money - by Broguy - Canada

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML


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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML


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On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML


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On 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by single (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at a band practice. The band was talking to each other with language like "cadence", "resolution" and "consecutive fifths". When they spoke to me, they used terms like "tick", "bong", "ticky bong"; and "bongy tick". Musically, I feel like a baboon. FML


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On 01/09/2010 at 8:48am - misc - by Fredgruff (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML

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