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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1991
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DarkJediLove : I want to see the world.

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DarkJediLove's favorite FMLs

Today, at my job, an old lady kept calling her inhaler a blow job. I kindly explained to her why she couldn't call her inhaler that. She continued to ask me for a blow job in front of visitors. I had to say yes. FML

#19986519
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27695) - you deserved it (2377)

On 07/27/2012 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

#19983789
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27172) - you deserved it (2104)

On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

#19942412
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35398) - you deserved it (3259)

On 07/15/2012 at 7:13pm - kids - by Zora (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML

#19626087
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25650) - you deserved it (2367)

On 05/15/2012 at 4:08am - intimacy - by uni life (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML

#19592070
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19740) - you deserved it (3965)

On 05/08/2012 at 12:41pm - animals - by gl0b3suck0r (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

#19460207
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8759) - you deserved it (25542)

On 04/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15387) - you deserved it (35708)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

#19429036
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27542) - you deserved it (6217)

On 04/08/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by jess - United States (Ohio)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86728) - you deserved it (4262)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

#19418813
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9030) - you deserved it (34030)

On 04/06/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by Sash (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML

#19394810
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10160) - you deserved it (27770)

On 04/02/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML

#19376505
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33469) - you deserved it (2761)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:28pm - kids - by MDWilde (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML

#19374063
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21308) - you deserved it (1928)

On 03/30/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by jasonnn (man) - Australia

Today, my 27 year old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML

#19363269
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23390) - you deserved it (10370)

On 03/28/2012 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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