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DarkJediLove

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1087
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DarkJediLove : Pretty much Forest Gumping my way through life. So if there is something you think you can add, please do say hi!

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Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML

#19592070
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19300) - you deserved it (3925)

On 05/08/2012 at 12:41pm - animals - by gl0b3suck0r (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

#19460207
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8671) - you deserved it (25330)

On 04/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14477) - you deserved it (34374)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

#19429036
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26300) - you deserved it (6009)

On 04/08/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by jess - United States (Ohio)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86076) - you deserved it (4244)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

#19418813
117 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by Sash (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML

#19394810
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9418) - you deserved it (26104)

On 04/02/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML

#19376505
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31314) - you deserved it (2618)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:28pm - kids - by MDWilde (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML

#19374063
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21073) - you deserved it (1906)

On 03/30/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by jasonnn (man) - Australia

Today, my 27 year old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML

#19363269
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23108) - you deserved it (10301)

On 03/28/2012 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML

#19314289
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19465) - you deserved it (4573)

On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States

Today, I had a band concert and my mum got kicked out. She screamed "BORING!" in the middle of it. FML

#18803837
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25714) - you deserved it (2973)

On 01/14/2012 at 8:34am - misc - by katie876 (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
527 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30022) - you deserved it (53406)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

#18673458
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32004) - you deserved it (2343)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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