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DarkJediLove
  • Town/Country : Cruces, Unites States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 791
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DarkJediLove : Pretty much Forest Gumping my way through life. So if there is something you think you can add, please do say hi!

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Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

#19460207
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6671) - you deserved it (16987)

On 04/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11934) - you deserved it (30220)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

#19429036
211 comments

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On 04/08/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by jess - United States (Ohio)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
386 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

#19418813
119 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by Sash (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML

#19394810
217 comments

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On 04/02/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my husband and I found out that our daughter's chronic stomach aches are due to gluten intolerance, so we need to cut all wheat out of our diet. We're bakers. FML

#19376505
191 comments

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On 03/30/2012 at 2:28pm - kids - by MDWilde (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML

#19374063
106 comments

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On 03/30/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by jasonnn (man) - Australia

Today, my 27 year old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML

#19363269
288 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML

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116 comments

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On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States

Today, I had a band concert and my mum got kicked out. She screamed "BORING!" in the middle of it. FML

#18803837
109 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 8:34am - misc - by katie876 (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
524 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

#18673458
130 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

#18577154
116 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)



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